love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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