In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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