"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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