Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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