Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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