She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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