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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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