Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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