...so i touched it.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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