ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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