Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
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About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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