OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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