Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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