i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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