dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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