We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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