you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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