Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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