So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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