Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I could fuck to npr.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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