took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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