great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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