drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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