You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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