Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
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