I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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