One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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