it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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