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(703): View more from Virginia

it wasn't lemon gatorade

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(626): View more from California

Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking

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(818): View more from California

Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.

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(650): View more from California

We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life

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(207): View more from Maine

She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."

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(760): View more from California

You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him

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