But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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