Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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