You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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