Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
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Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I am naked and annoyed.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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