Having a random hookup so left but love u
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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