Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
