If i come over, it means nothing
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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