i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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