This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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