You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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