i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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