I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
