So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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