If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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