Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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