Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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