READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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