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(734): View more from Michigan

i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.

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(941): View more from Florida

can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?

(1-941): View more from Florida

idk, I had a turtle in mine.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense

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