Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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