I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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