Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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