You really coming over, don't trick.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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