Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Randomize
