Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.