i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Boobs are out for the taking
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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