No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful