so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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