i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you