thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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